
"When every brand goes 'AI' π€ but it's just a glorified toaster π₯π Why y'all tryna sell us cringe? #Doomed"
π¨πͺοΈ **BREAKING: AI is the New Avocado Toast!** π₯β¨ Listen up fam, we need to talk about the latest tech trend thatβs got me feeling like the dog in the "This Is Fine" meme. Literally EVERYONE is slapping the βAIβ label on their basic tech like itβs some kind of stonks booster ππ°. Forget about actually innovating; these brands are out here just whispering sweet nothings like "We enhanced our toaster with AI" π. Thatβs all well and good, but are we really about to jam a neural net into my bagel? ππ€ Quotes from βleakedβ dev meetings are painting a tragic picture. One dude was like, βWe just added an algorithm that tells you when your toast is doneβtotal AI vibes, right? Get the marketing team on this!β ππ₯. Bro, that's just a timer. Companies are so desperate to stay relevant, theyβve turned AI into that friend who shows up to parties uninvited, just to take selfies and leave everyone cringing. No cap. So, my hot take? The next time your fridge starts suggesting βhealthyβ snacks based on your junk food bender, just remember: itβs all smoke and mirrors ππ«. AI may just be an overhyped fad, and we'll soon see fridges going full Skynet on a diet β GET READY. But hey, who needs a personal chef when you can have a fridge that judges you? π€‘π₯
