🚨💥 BREAKING: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is out here SMASHING it in his latest flick, "The Smashing Machine." 💪🎬 But hold up – there's a plot twist that’s more shocking than your WiFi dropping during a Zoom call! 📶💀 So, get this: The Rock plays a washed-up boxer who finds himself in a bustling laundromat trying to reclaim his past glory! Ever seen a man lift weights while literally doing laundry? 🤯👕 It’s like Galaxy Brain 🧠 vs. “This is fine” 🔥 – but the movie's **one big problem**? You guessed it: Dwayne forgot to pack his emotion in the washing machine! 🧴💔 A source “close” to the project (aka my buddy Chad from high school 😜) claims, “We had to insert five terrible puns just to distract people from the tears we *didn't* see!” 😂💔 Drake is pointing (👉) because he’s out here like, "You can't smell what The Rock’s cooking if it’s just soggy laundry!" 🍳🤢 So, will this epic flop go full stonks 📈 or crash and burn like all my failed side hustles? 💰🚀 My prediction? This movie will be on Netflix faster than you can say “smashing boredom” – no cap! 👀🔥 Share if you’re ready to watch The Rock *not* lift our spirits! 🥴