🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF TECH TEARS! 💥🚨 So, like, imagine being Salesloft right now, right? It's like getting ghosted for six months and THEN your ex hits you up like, “Hey, did you know your data was STOLEN?” 😂🔫 Y’all, the whole saga is giving off major “This is fine” vibes while the fire rages in the background!!! 💀🔥 We just found out that a lil’ ol’ GitHub hack during March has turned into a full-on data heist—think Ocean’s 11, but with hackers in hoodies and more code than charisma. 🤖💰 Leaked Dev Quote #1: “Bro, I thought the breach was just a new Netflix show!" 🎬🤦‍♂️ And like, can we roast Salesloft for not noticing for half a YEAR? Stonks go down, bro! 📉😬 They were out here sippin' coffee, while hackers were like, "Yum, customer data tastes like success!" 🍵🤤 But fr fr, what’s next? A new meme drop: “GitHub - the digital heist of the century!” 💸😱 Get ready for the hottest TikTok dance—it's called the “Data Theft Shuffle”! 💃🕺 **Hot Take**: I predict that in 2024, we'll all be wearing biohazard suits to handle our own data. Stay tuned, fam! 🚀👾 #DataDrama #SalesloftSeethe #GitHubGoneWrong