🚨📺 BREAKING: Disney and YouTube TV are beefing harder than your aunt at Thanksgiving over whose mashed potatoes are superior! 🍗🥴 And what’s the casualty? SPORTS, baby! 🏈🏀 College football fans are left scrolling through the endless void of a life without touchdowns, while NCAA basketball fans are left doing the *silent prayer emoji* 🤲 for someone to just stream their games! Cue the meme-worthy chaos: “This is fine” 🔥🦊 as millions of us sit here contemplating our life choices like *maybe* I should finally learn to knit or something. But pov: you suddenly remember that bean bag chair you bought for “game day” that never saw a game day. Meanwhile, leaked audio from an imaginary Disney dev meeting goes: “Bro, we thought people only subscribed for the cartoons. Turns out, they actually want FOOTBALL? 💀” So now we're sitting here, refreshing our YouTube TV like a college kid on finals week hoping for that sweet upload. No cap, if you’re still rocking this service, prepare for a full-blown *seethe* moment. ExpressVPN, anyone? 😂 Hot take: I predict in a month, we’ll be live-streaming football games on TikTok while balancing our funds on the line like a Stonks guy 🤑! Buckle up, fam! 🚀