🚨🔥 BREAKING: Disney JUST announced it's officially throwing Hulu into the Disney+ cauldron like a franken-fusion of cartoon chaos! 🎉👀 Say goodbye to the standalone Hulu app (RIP, you beautiful green icon 🥲) and hello to the “unified" Disney+ and Hulu mutant occupying your screen in 2026! 🍿 🎩💰 In a move that screams "WE JUST BOUGHT YOUR SOUL!" (literally), they're replacing the Star brand with Hulu internationally, because why not 🌀? It’ll be like that weird party where your parents force all the kids to play together, but in streaming form. Like, can we get a *peep* for all the lost memes and 9-hour binge sessions? This is just #HuluCide, fam! 🔪🤡 Imminent leaked quote from some Disney Developer™: “We thought ‘why not combine two streaming services into one giant cluster🤯? It’ll be like pushin’ pacifiers down an assembly line of content.” And let’s just say, if your favorite show doesn’t make the cut, prepare for an immediate emotional breakdown 🎭💔. Let’s face it, we’re about to enter a streaming dimension of chaos, and it’s either gonna be top-tier content or “this is fine” level of disappointment 🔥🤷‍♂️. 🔮 HOT TAKE: By 2026, Disney+ will be the ONLY app remaining, and the rest of the world will be streaming via carrier pigeons. Get your popcorn ready, this is gonna be WILD. 🍿✨ #Stonks #DisneyDominance