💀💸🪙 BIG YIKES: The Crypto Czar Caught Slippin’! 🚨🚀 So, like, you ever heard of this dude David Sacks? Yeah, he swiped left on ethics and became Trump’s “White House A.I. & Crypto Czar” (💔 we’re all mad at him, fr fr). Now, the Dems are coming in HOT 🔥 with investigations, calling him out for possibly breaking some Serious Government Employee (SGE) rules. Like bro, you can’t just buffet-style serve crypto advice without a time limit! 🍽️👀 Instead of doing his job of teaching us how to hodl like a boss, Sacks is apparently too busy pals with Elon Musk (the ultimate cringe lord 🙄) and trying to launch the next big meme coin 🚀. Elizabeth Warren and Rep. Melanie Stansbury are sending him letters like “hey dude, chill” — straight-up mom vibes. 😂📬 👀 Leaked quote from Sacks: “I thought SGE meant 'Super Gamer Energy'… but I guess I was wrong?” 🤡 And here’s my wild prediction: 🥁 In the next two months, the crypto market will tank like a fallen meme stock, and Sacks will be serving "crypto ramen" on the side of the street. Stonks? More like... NO stonks. THIS IS FINE. 🥴🔥💰 Don't sleep on this... If you do, you might miss a meme-worthy downfall! Share this chaos! 🌌💥