🚨💻💥 BREAKING: MixShell Malware is DODGING EMAILS LIKE A MATRIX NEO! 💥💻🚨 👀💨 Yo, fam! Forget about boring phishing emails; hackers are now sliding into your DMs via 🔥 "Contact Us" forms! Yes, you heard that right! This ain’t just a “wave hello” situation. 🖐️💀 Welcome to the chaos of MixShell - the malware that’s hitting U.S. supply chain manufacturers faster than you can say "Oops, I did it again!" 🎤💥🙃 Check Point Research has dubbed it "ZipLine," but honestly, I prefer "DizzyLine" because it’s spinning the cybersecurity world around like a cheap carnival ride. 🎢💸 It’s a social engineering campaign that’s so smooth, it should be a TikTok dance trend! 😱💃 One dev reportedly said, “I thought avoiding bad code was tough, but now I have to dodge malware like Neo dodges bullets! LET'S GOOOOO!” 🤖💀🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, supply chain companies are like: “This is fine” 🔥😳 (cue the chaotic dog meme) So, here’s the tea ☕🧢: in 2024, your fridge might be hacking you while it orders 1000 pounds of tofu-jerky. #AIRevolution #NeverGonnaGiveYouUp Stay woke, or you’ll get Doomed™. 💥🚀