🎬🥳 HUGE NEWS, FOLKS! Colin Farrell is BACK and he’s raising the stakes to the stratosphere 🤯🚀 in the trailer for his latest flick, “Ballad of a Small Player” 🦞💵. Like, if you thought "In Bruges" was dope, just wait until this hot mess rolls in! 🍿🔥 I mean, what’s next, dude? A lobster heist?? 🦞💰 Sounds like something straight outta an episode of "The Office" but like, the more chaotic version where Dwight gets lobsters instead of jello (not even coping with the cringe here)! Lil’ birdie told me 🎤🕊️: “Yeah, he’s betting it all on red – literally. He’s got a handful of lobsters and that’s just his starting hand.” This film is going to be so over-the-top that I can already hear stonks going UP 📈💣. We're talking galaxy brain levels of insanity here, fam. Drake is definitely pointing DOWN at the rest of the films because, no cap, this is a vibe. 🔥 So, what’s the hot take? Brace yourselves: this movie will either redefine cinema or send us all spiraling into an alternate universe where lobsters rule the world 🌌🦞👑. You heard it here first! Share this chaos, or you’re just wrong. 🤡💀