🚨 BREAKING: Colbert goes FULL 🔥🚀 on Trump and Epstein like it's the end of the world and we’re all just here like “this is fine” 🐕🔥! The Late Show may be riding off into the sunset 🌅 (RIP), but before it goes, guess who's unleashing an A-Bomb 🏴‍☠️ of EPIC roasting? Yeah, you guessed it: Stephen Colbert, the comedy captain of cringe and shade! In a monologue that lasts longer than a Wi-Fi outage 📉 (8 mins, to be exact), he digs deep into the trash can of Trump’s past friendships — specifically the oily sludge of the Epstein connection 🤢✈️. I mean, WHO let this happen?! It’s like the galaxy brain version of “I wish I didn’t know this.” 💬 *“Thanks for the ratings, Donald! But no cap, can you take your Epstein flight log and fly it into the sun?”* - A totally real quote from Colbert, probably! 🤷‍♂️ And let’s be real: both these clowns should’ve been thrown into a digital dungeon, straight outta a failed video game 🤖🎮. Stonks on cringe levels are rising through the roof 🚀📈. **🔥Hot take: Colbert is secretly working on a Netflix special where he just roasts Trump and Epstein into another dimension. Get ready for “Roast of the Year” – and also, get ready to seethe!** 💀💰 #MemeChaos #ColbertFire