🚨💔 *BREAKING NEWS* 💔🚨: Reputation is the NEW lit currency in the dating jungle, and receipts are the new love letters! 📜💔 You heard that right, fam! The Tea app and "Are We Dating The Same Guy" are basically the IRS of your dating life. If you ain't got receipts, are you even dating? 😂📉 *Insert stonks meme here* 💀👀 It's like your dating profile now comes with a credit score — "Oh sorry, honey, you had a 4-star reputation on Tea? That's a whole different kind of red flag 🚩🚩" How are we supposed to vibe when everyone’s keeping tabs like they’re the FBI? 😅 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Yeah, we just wanted to ruin romance — so we made it a stock market for exes. 🤷‍♂️" - *some guy who’s definitely not a therapist* But for real, this is fine. 🤡🦙 Are we just gonna swipe through our love lives like it’s a meme page and call it progress? It’s giving *cringe* for the ages, bruh. 🔥🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION*: In 2024, you’ll have to submit your social credit score to even get a coffee date! 💳🍵 *Goodbye romance, hello dystopia!* 🌌👽