🚨🌩️ *BREAKING: Cloudflare Gives Us a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure Outage!* 🌩️🚨 So, like, imagine you’re vibing with ChatGPT, asking it if pineapple belongs on pizza (spoiler: it doesn’t) 🍍🍕, when *BAM*—the servers go “404, we out!” 🤯💀 What happened? Cloudflare decided it was time for a spooky ghost story, and for 5.5 hours, they took the internet to an AT&T-level blackout! 😂📵 🤖💬 OpenAI’s ChatGPT, Claude the AI cousin who thinks it's trendy, and even Shopify all crashed like my dreams after an all-night coding session. Shop at your own risk, folks! 💀💳 This outage also left New Jersey's public transport system groping in the dark, which is like, “Ain’t that just typical?” 🚍💨 “Honestly,” one developer (@cloudy_issues) leaked, “I thought it was just my Wi-Fi crapping out again… guess not. Good news: at least my cat got to chat with me for a change.” 🐱💻 #CatBroCode 🤯💥 Prediction time: We’re in for a wild ride! Next outage? The entire TikTok algorithm goes haywire, and instead of dancing, the feeds will be nothing but cat videos and conspiracy theories! 🚀🔥 Keep those memes handy, fam! 🤡👇