🚨💥🔮 Hold UP, fam! While you were BBQ’ing and vibing over Labor Day (and failing miserably at flipping burgers 🍔🔥), Cloudflare was out here flexing like an absolute UNIT! They just blocked the WORLD’S LARGEST DDoS attack 😱, peaking at a mind-boggling 11.5 terabits per second! Like, who even has that much data?!! #Stonks 💰💻 You know how everyone was talking about that 7.3 Tbps attack a few months ago? Psssh, that’s just a warm-up, my dude. Cloudflare said, “Hold my beer,” and dropped this hyper-volumetric UDP flood like it was a mixtape nobody asked for. 🎤💧👀 🔍 Leaked Dev Quote: *"Yeah, we just pretend to work while Mother Nature sends us 100mph data rain, lol. This is fine."* ☔️🤡 So if you thought your Sunday scaries were bad, imagine facing a thrice-as-large DDoS attack like it’s just another day in the office. Forget "DDoS" — we should call it DDoN’T! 😤💀 🚀🔥 Hot take: If Cloudflare keeps roasting these attackers like this, they’re basically the Avengers of the internet! Next thing you know, they’ll be dropping the Infinity Stones of cyber defense, and we’ll all be *living* in the metaverse. 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️ Are you ready for that level of *savagery*?! 😱👾🔥🤖 #MemeLordStatus