🚨💥 **BREAKING NEWS: Chinese Hackers Go Full Thanos with Open-Source Nezha Tool!** 💥🚨 So check it: China’s hackers just stumbled into the tech equivalent of opening the 2017 Fidget Spinner box and finding a nuclear bomb 💣. Instead of spinning for fun, they turned the Nezha tool—yep, the same sweet, innocent open-source monitoring buddy—into their personal hack-a-palooza! 🎉🙃 Like, bruh, this is *definitely* not how open-source was meant to work. Imagine using your trusty bike to rob a bank instead of riding around the block. 🚲💸 Now they’re winging malware like it’s just an extension of their hobby! Enter stage left: the meme-worthy Gh0st RAT 🐀👻, sneaking into systems while users sit there with a “this is fine” dog meme. We got Huntress out here dropping these tea leaves in August 2025, saying all this log poisoning stuff is basically digital voodoo to planting web shells 🤖. Developers are probably in a Discord server somewhere screaming, “I didn’t write that code, I swear! 🤡” **Leaked Quote Alert:** “I thought we were just vibing with open-source, not turning it into a cyber brick of chaos!” said some dev probably. 🔥🔥**HOT TAKE**: By 2030, the only open-source project left will be converting memes into actual code. The revolution will be Fungi and Cat GIFs. 🐈‍⬛🍄 Get ready, folks!