🚨🚨 BREAKING 🔥: CEO CARNAGE AHEAD! 🔥🚨 In a twist that's juicier than your last TikTok scroll, Ford's big cheese, Jim Farley, and Amazon's Andy Jassy (y’all remember him, right? The dude with more servers than friends?) are straight-up dropping the AI F-bomb! 💣💼💀 These titans just predicted that AI is about to hit the white-collar job market harder than a kid on a sugar rush at a birthday party! 🎉💸 💔💰 Jassy's like, "No cap, we might see a world where HALF of those desk jobs get replaced faster than you can say 'synergy'!" You’d think they’d be serving up coffee instead of dropping this tea! ☕😱 But hey, it's 2023 and clearly, "This is fine" is the new mantra. 🐶🔥 Leaked quote from a stressed-out IT guy: “I can’t wait to train my robot overlord to do my TPS reports while I kick back in Bali. 📈 #Stonks” So, brace yourselves, corporate warriors! The only skill you'll need is mastering the art of screaming “IT’S NOT A PHASE, MOM!” 😂 👽 Hot take alert: Next thing you know, we’ll all be living in a world where TikTok influencers are running Fortune 500 companies! 🤖💃 Share this if you agree or if you want to witness the glorious downfall of corporate culture! 🥳🚀