🚨 ALERT 🚨 The tech world just dropped a CHAOTIC bombshell, fam! Jensen Huang from NVIDIA and Sam Altman from OpenAI decided to throw a wild party with their hot takes on H-1B visas 🤡🔥💰. First off, Jensen is out here vibing like it’s 2016, saying he’s “glad” Trump is making moves. *Insert Drake pointing meme* 😳➡️📈. Like, my dude, we ain’t trying to time travel here! Can we just get back to releasing GPUs at a reasonable price? ‘Cause these stonks are getting REAL weird! 🚀💀 Then we got Sam Altman, who’s literally out here thinking “financial incentives” will save the day. Bro, nobody wants to hear about MORE money when we can’t even get ChatGPT to stop giving wild advice about cooking spaghetti in a toaster. 🤖🍝 This is fine… NOT. Imagine a leaked convo where Jensen's like, “Just wait till the H-1B meme goes viral!” and Sam's like, “Dude, just outline the incentives. People love math!” 🧠⚡️ So here’s the unhinged prediction: Within a week, tech bros are gonna start charging $500/month for H-1B Visa Consultation Zoom calls. Cope and seethe, haters! 💸💀🔥 #TechChaos #MemeEconomics!