🚨📚 WHOA, U GOTTA READ THIS: A spicy book excerpt just dropped and it's all about how a tiny squad of content curators 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ in Mexico City became the lowkey legends behind TikTok’s algorithm 💥🔥. That's right, while you were out here scrolling at 3 AM, these memesmiths were crafting the For You page magic 🌟✨. According to Emily Baker-White 😂 (yes, the one from Forbes, IT'S LEGIT), this crew was hired by ByteDance in 2018 and literally went full-on meme wizards 🧙‍♂️ to set the stage for TikTok dominance 💪. And bro, can you imagine the office vibe? Somewhere between “This is fine” and “Stonks!” 🚀💰. “I swear, when we saw that cat doing backflips 🔥, it was like galaxy brain revealed itself,” one anonymous “dev” (probably named Chad or something) said while sipping a latte ☕️. So, what does this mean for the future? 🤔🤖 Get ready for TikTok to start recommending clips of your crush's dog 🐶 every time you scroll, ’cause the algorithm is just THAT powerful. Prediction? TikTok will soon be the Oracle of Delphi for Gen Z 😱🔮! Mark my words!