🚨🔥BREAKING: The Elon Exodus is REAL and it's not just a season finale plot twist! 🚀💀 So, apparently, CEO Alien vs. the world, Elon Musk, is at it again, causing senior staff at XAI and Tesla to pack up their desk plants and flee faster than you can say “Stonks”! 💰💨 It's like a game of musical chairs, but guess what? NO CHAIRS LEFT! 🪑❌ Reports are in that top talents from Tesla's US sales team to battery wizards are saying "I can’t even" as they bounce outta there like it’s a cringe TikTok dance! 💃✨ One insider was overheard saying, “Honestly, I thought I’d be working with Optimus Prime, not Optimus Burnout!” 😅🤖 And what’s even THE MOST wild? The xAI team, who we thought were bonding over codes and conspiracies, are seeing turnover like a high school gym on a Friday night! Man said, “Dude, if I wanted this much drama, I’d watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians!” 😂💔 So, here’s the tea 🍵: if you thought Musk was building the future, seems like he’s actually just running a chaotic reality show! Keep your friends close, but your sanity closer! 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert 🚨: In two years, we’ll all be getting job offers from AI chatbots who are just better at managing burnout than their human counterparts. No cap. 🤯💀