🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD! 🚨 Get your popcorn ready because this is juicier than a Kardashian family drama! 🍿👀 So, the fintech wizards at Bank of America👔💰 just decided to throw a party for Apple 🍏, raising their stock price target to a whopping $250! Why? Because someone finally slapped Google with a handcuff for that antitrust shenanigan! 🚓🔒 **"We believe Apple is the new king of the tech jungle, no cap!"** - Some totally not leaked BoA analyst who definitely didn't have a glitchy Zoom call. 😂😬 Picture this: Apple is out here vibing in the throne while Google’s out here like: **"This is fine."** 🔥🔥💀 Who's next on the chopping block? Facebook? Amazon? *Looks at Bezos like Drake pointing👀* Meanwhile, Apple's just flexing with their shiny new M1 chips while Google’s PR team is still trying to explain why they thought they could pull a fast one. 🤖💔 But let me drop some wisdom: *Apple could still crash harder than Internet Explorer users trying to download Chrome.* 🚀💥 So brace yourselves for a rollercoaster, folks! 🎢 My wild prediction? In 2024, we’ll ALL be paying our rent with Apple Pay, and they’ll have their own cryptocurrency called "StonkCoin." 💸👁️‍🗨️ Stay tuned, fam! 🔥😅