🚨 BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Blue Owl just dropped a cooler-than-thou $3B on a data center in New Mexico called STARGATE! 💸💫 I know what you're thinking: "A data center? How riveting!" Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this bad boy is set to consume MORE power than your ex's emotional baggage—4.5GW! That’s like powering 1 million TikTokers trying to go viral at once! 📈🔥 In a totally leaked convo, a developer was overheard saying: “With all that power, we could probably run a parallel universe where Blue Owl is actually cool.” 🤡💥 Meanwhile, AI is stacking its chips like it's at a Vegas casino, and Blue Owl is coming in hot with an imaginary wheel of fortune that screams: "This is fine!" 🥴💰 Let’s not forget: AI is becoming like that one friend who shows up uninvited and eats your leftovers but still manages to steal the show. Drake’s got his oh-no-no face on, pointing at traditional data centers saying, “Y’all boring!” 😳👎 🌌🚀🔮 Hot take: By 2025, we’ll be too busy chatting with our AI overlords to even remember what a human feels like. Fr fr. Watch out for low-key mind control! 🤖💀 #Stonks #AIOverlords #ChaosIsComing