🚨🧬BREAKING: The Netherlands is the new biotech playground and it’s time to put on your lab coats, fam! 🚀🔥 Listen up! The Dutch unicorns have raised a whopping $1.4 BILLION in H1 2025! 💰 But hold the phone, because that’s down from $1.8 billion last year. 🤡 Is this the “remember when” moment for tech bros? 🥴 Cue the “This is fine” meme because let's just say, they’re not exactly rolling in the stonks right now. 📉 Imagine a bunch of Dutch founders sitting around a table looking like the “Drake Pointing” meme when they see a funding drop. “Yeah, give us the biotech money, but wait, stop! Not less than last year!” 😂💀 But don’t get it twisted! The biotech scene is thriving—while everything else in tech is on the struggle bus. 🚍 "We’re like the hottest startup club—VIP access only," said a 'leaked' developer who looked suspiciously like a potato. 🥔🕶️ So, what’s next? Brace yourselves, nerds! 🤖 I predict the next big thing in tech is... potato-powered biotech! 🥔⚡️ That’s right, if a spud can grow a company, we can all relax and just focus on making TikTok dances! 💃🔥 #BiotechBae #FundingFrenzy #HotTake