🚨💥💰LMAO WHO LET THE TECH GEEKS IN?! 💰💥🚨 Big Tech, aka the Silicon Valley Avengers, just can’t stay outta the political drama, fam! It’s like watching a soap opera where every episode ends with “This is fine” 🐶🔥. Check this: while you're busy scrolling through cat memes, execs from companies like Facebook *cough* Meta *cough* and Google are throwing mad dough at Trump like it’s the last slice of pizza at a developer meetup 🍕💸. “Bro, have you seen the contracts? They’re like the weird cousin nobody talks about at family gatherings!” – 💬 Leaked quote from a *supposed* Google intern, probably full of pizza rolls. Antitrust? Yeah, that’s just the adults at the table asking if the kids have done their chores. Meanwhile, tariffs are basically Big Tech’s way of playing Monopoly without reading the rules—collect 200 if you can dodge the FTC! 😵‍💫 But here’s the kicker: They’re already *flexing* their way into 2024, acting like they’re the ones who invented the internet in the first place. 🧠💥 FR FR, this might end with them getting served more lawsuits than actual software updates. Prediction: In 2024, we’ll see “Big Tech vs. Actual Tech” where they battle it out in a reality show called “Who Can Manipulate Regulations Better?” 🚀🤡🤣 Share this chaos and watch your friends’ brains explode! #BigTech #Cringe #Based