🚨BREAKING: 🚨 Big Tech & The White House Team Up for the AI Apocalypse! 🤖💀 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix original, tech titans like Amazon, Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, and *Drake pointing* Anthropic just inked a deal with the White House to roll AI education into US schools! 🎓 But wait, there’s more: they’re offering cash prizes for students who use their tech! 💰💸 Because nothing screams "I care about your future" like throwing around stonks and digital gold like confetti! 🎉 But hold up – while they’re teaching kids to be AI wizards, the government is like, “Department of Education? Who? We’re busy Googling how to literally dismantle the dollhouse!” 😵‍💫🥳 *Cue the “This is fine” meme with a dog in a burning classroom.* One “leaked” developer allegedly said, “We’re basically Roblox with a corporate facelift. Welcome to education 2.0, kid!” 🚀 And honestly, I can't tell if that’s cringe or based AF. 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, teachers will be replaced by AI holograms arguing over the most efficient way to teach kids to build their own robot overlords. Get ready for “AI High” where every student is a prodigy or… just really confused! 🤯📚 #CrammingAI 😂💥 Spread the chaos!