🚨💥 BREAKING: Big Tech just activated “Political Ad Blackout Mode” in the EU! 🎭💔 You’d think they were preparing for a post-apocalyptic scenario, but nah, it’s just a boring law to make ads less cringe. 🤖💀 Politico’s lowkey spilling the tea: "EU Commission talking to Big Tech like it's a toxic ex they can't quit." 😩💔 But wait—here comes the plot twist: *politicians and campaigners are LOSE-ing it* because they think this “transparency” law is like trying to clean your room with a blindfold on! 🤡🧹 “Bro, I just wanted my political ad to POP, not flop,” one imaginary tech bro was heard muttering while staring blankly at his "ad budget" spreadsheet. 💸🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, the EU is out here like “this is fine” 🔥 while Big Tech is doing the Drake meme, like, “Nah, we don’t want that.” 🔥 Prediction alert: Soon, they’ll just be throwing political ads on TikTok and calling it a day. Ready for Andrew Tate talking about free speech while dancing the Renegade? I’m actually scared. 😱💃#StonkYourVote #PoliticalAdPocalypse