🚨🍕 HOLD UP, BIO TECH WORLD! 🍝🚨 Profluent just flexed on us with a whopping **$106 million** 💰💰!!! That's right, they’re bringing AI to the table for protein design in drug discovery! 💉🤖 And guess who’s backing them? None other than the Amazon overlord himself, Jeff “I-have-more-money-than-God” Bezos 🚀🔥, along with his cronies at Altimeter—who clearly have more stonks than brains! 📈🤡 Imagine a world where AI is designing proteins like it's crafting the next meme 🤯. Like, who needs a chef when you’ve got a bot serving up molecular masterpieces? 🍳🧬 And here’s the kicker: they’ve now somehow managed to amass a total funding of **$150 million** 🤯💸. I guess life really is working out for those nerds in lab coats! Some leaked conversation from the Profluent devs: - Dev 1: “Yo, you think we can make proteins taste like pizza?” 🍕✨ - Dev 2: “For sure! Just slap an AI filter on it—instant stonks!” 💸🔥 But here’s the unhinged prediction: within 5 years, your protein shake could be coming straight from an AI-generated lab monster named ProteinBot 3000. 🧪💥 No cap, you’ll be ordering your breakfast with “make it extra algorithmic”—welcome to the future, we’re not ready! 💀👀💥