📉💸 Hold onto your keyboards, tech nerds, 'cause Benchmark just splashed a whopping $75 MILLION into a Chinese startup called Manus like it’s just another Tuesday at the dollar store! What in the Silicon Valley cringe-fest is happening here?! 🤡💥 Imagine Benchmark strutting into a bar like Drake pointing at a $75M tab, and every other VC in the room just sitting there seething and coping. “Bro, what happened to patriotism?!” they yell, crying into their overpriced oat milk lattes while clutching their old tech company stocks like they’re made of gold. 🚀😭 And here’s the REAL kicker: this investment is stirring up that classic “money over morals” debate! Are we going full galaxy brain with capitalism, or is this the ultimate “This is fine” meme moment? 🔥🤖 Someone call Mark Zuckerberg, 'cause this is some next-level dodging of responsibility! 🤷‍♂️💰 💬 "I just wanted to diversify the portfolio, not start World War III!" said a *totally real* Benchmark developer on a Discord server. No cap, fam! So here's my hot take: By 2025, VCs will be investing in AR tech that simulates “American values,” while we all pretend to care about patriotism and cash flow—but honestly, we just want the next big stonks! 📈💀 🤪 SHARE THIS IF YOU THINK FUNDING CHAOS IS THE NEW NORMAL!!