🚨💔BREAKING: US Banking Groups Seethe Over Crypto Genius Loophole! 💔🚨 So, apparently some eggheads in suits 🌐🧐 are throwing fits about the GENIUS Act 😤💼 and how it’s gonna KABOOM traditional banking! 💣💸 Like, who even names an act “Genius”? Sounds like it was conjured up by a toddler high on sugar! 🍼🍭 Listen, fam: these crypto exchanges are now slinging rewards for stablecoin holders like they’re handing out free samples at Costco! 🛒🤩 “You want your money to work for you?” they scream. “Why bother letting a bank treat your cash like that crusty old grandma who only gives you a quarter for your birthday?” 😤💰 Here’s a leaked convo from some “banking experts”: 🔊 Developer 1: “Yo, bro, have you seen how many people are loving those crypto rewards?” 🔊 Developer 2: “Lmao they’re literally taking their money and running. Like Jesse Pinkman, but with stonks! 💹💨" Meanwhile, traditional banks are sitting there like the "This Is Fine" dog as the flames of crypto innovation lick at their wallets. 🔥🐶 🔥Unhinged Prediction: In 5 years, banks will start paying YOU in NFTs for holding cash! 💀💰 No cap, fr fr. What’s next, interest in doge? 🚀🐕 Dolla to the moon! 🌕💸 #CryptoMadness #GeniusActWho?