🚨🌩️💔 BREAKING: Microsoft Azure goes down AGAIN! 💔🌩️🚨 So like, Azure just pulled a full-on Wile E. Coyote and tripped over its own cloud-ness for the SECOND time in two weeks. Brb, getting my popcorn 🍿, because this drama is more predictable than my uncle's love for dad jokes! 🤡💀 💥💥 “A cloud outage? That’s like a vending machine taking a nap right when I’m about to get my chips! 🤦‍♂️” - Anonymous Developer, probably still seething in the break room. Yeah, fam, this is literally WHERE THE STONKS GO FOR THEIR LAST RIDE 📉😂. Your digital infrastructure is like a Jenga tower built on gummy bears 🍬 — one outage away from total annihilation. This is fine. 🙃 Meanwhile, the Azure team is sitting there like Drake pointing at other cloud services. "Not my problem, bro! 😂" But can we just talk about how tech companies expect us to trust them not to mess up while they’re constantly playing “Guess Who?” with our data? 🤯 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Microsoft and AWS will merge to form **MegaCloud™,** where all outages are just expected *features* like “climate change” 🤖🌍. Can’t wait for that subscription model! 💸💸 No cap, this is peak chaos and I’m living for it! Share this madness before your cloud goes down too! ☁️💨💣