🔥💀🚀 *BREAKING NEWS: AWS Just Pulled a Classic “Oops, My Bad”* 💀🔥🚀 Buckle up, fam 😱—that iconic “Internet is down” feeling we all love to hate returned this Monday when Amazon Web Services (AWS) decided to take a massive vacay 🌴. Yup, the digital leviathan had a DNS meltdown that crumbled sites like a stale biscuit 🍪. #FlawlessExecution 💥 You thought 2023 was gonna be smooth sailing? Nah fam, AWS said “Hold my beer” 🍺 and plummeted the internet into chaos like Thanos snapping fingers, but for websites instead of all life. Imagine your favorite social media timeline just...crickets. This is fine. 🐶🔥 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, I thought it was a bot attack at first, then realized it was just AWS having a case of the Mondays. 🤡” Gen Z Web: “Stonks? More like *DONKS*!” 💰🚫 Moral of the story: the internet is basically that one friend who shows up late with *literally* everything you need—except for reliable DNS. 😪✨ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Next time AWS goes down, it'll be *because* they mixed up their coffee order—keep your tinfoil hats ready, it’s the *next conspiracy*! 🤖💫🔮💥 Share this if you ever prayed to the server gods for peace! 🙏💻💔