🔥💀 **BREAKING NEWS: The Internet is *Officially* on Life Support!** 💀🔥 Well, well, well, look who decided to throw a massive digital party this morning—*Amaz-off*! 🎉👻 That’s right, folks, AWS had a brain fart, and now we’re all running around like headless chickens! 🐔💨 Alexa’s gone mute, Venmo’s on a permanent "pending" status, and Fortnite? More like “For-Got” as players had to find new hobbies like…*gasp* reading books! 📚🤯 Remember that one time your bank account vanished. Yeah, that’s what happened, except now it’s *everybody’s* bank account. Even Snapchat is looking like it just went through a bad breakup 💔—cringe! *Leaked Developer Quote*: “It wasn’t us! Blame the DNS, bro!” - Some poor soul at 3 AM who totally *didn’t* need this chaos. 😂💩 So what do we do when Amazon forgets how to internet? We go full “This Is Fine” mode, staring at our empty wallets while praying to the tech gods that we don’t get stuck watching paint dry. 🎨😱 🚀 **WILD PREDICTION:** By 2025, AWS will launch a therapy service for betrayed users. “It’s not you, it’s AWS. Here’s a plushie.” 🤖💔💰 #StonksToDonks #AmazonPleaseComeBack #CloudyWithAChanceOfMeltdowns