🚨🔥 BREAKING: Apple’s Greener Dreams Just Got Hit with the “I’m Not Mad, Just Disappointed” Meme! 🌍🍏👇 So, Apple is halfway to that 2030 net-zero goal? 🤔💤 You mean halfway to burning through our cash with overpriced chargers while waiting for suppliers to wake up from their beauty nap! 😴💸 I can't even! But let’s keep it real: with suppliers playing more hard-to-get than your crush on Tinder, and tariffs flying around like confetti at a party 🎉, it looks like Apple’s green initiative might just be the world’s most cringe romantic comedy. "Will they? Won't they?" Spoiler: NO! Leaked dev quote: “We’re just trying to keep up with the AI race while our suppliers treat eco-initiatives like they're a bad Tinder date.” 🤖🚀 Like, hello? You can’t just AI your way out of an eco-crisis, fam! But peep this: you know those galaxy brain memes? Imagine Apple using AI to convince us their products are “green enough.” 🌌💚 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2035, Apple will rebrand their chargers as "eco-friendly vibes" and make you pay an extra $200 for the privilege of electrocuting the planet slightly less! 🍏💰🤡 Now go ahead and retweet this chaos, because the Earth can burn for all I care if I don't get my iPhone 15! 🔥📱💀