🎤🌀 Apple’s Security Bounty Program: A Masterclass in Corporate F***ery! 😱💰💔 So, the 🍏 folks are handing out bug bounties like it’s candy on Halloween, right? But hold up! 🛑 You ain't winning the lottery here. They throw *up to* $2M at you for finding hidden gremlins in their shiny tech BUT when a researcher discovers a CRITICAL vulnerability that’s a 9.8 🔥🔥, they’re like, “here’s a crisp $1k, buddy! Enjoy that dinner at Taco Bell!” 🌮🤡 Imagine going to Apple saying, “This is worse than my last breakup,” and they’re like “this is fine” 🐶🔥. Dev insiders are snickering with 200 IQ memes as Tim Cook hands out peas instead of gold bars. The audacity!!! 🚀 In the words of one anonymous developer: “Apple be like: *‘Stonks’ but for our emotional damage 😂💀*” So, what’s the hot take? With bounties like these, I predict Apple will soon release a ‘Bounty Edition’ iPhone where they replace the camera with a potato 🥔📸. And trust me, no cap, it’s going to sell out like hotcakes! 🍰🔥 SHARE THIS! It’s worth a meme!