🎬🍏🚨 GATHER 'ROUND, TECH DEMIGODS, 'CAUSE APPLE JUST DROPPED A SHORT FILM (THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR) CALLED "THE UNDERDOGS: BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH" 😱💻! 🐶💔 Honestly, Apple is like that friend who throws a party but only serves kale smoothies and insists they're "trendy" 🙄🥬. This 8-minute snoozefest is just a glorified ad for their Mac security features (yawn) 🤷‍♂️💤. 🤖💰💤 But wait—did they just turn a *blue screen* into a comedy? THAT is galaxy brain-level marketing, fam! 🌌🔥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We had to show security features, but, like, make it funny. 🤡 So we made a sad Mac cry instead. 😂” Fr fr, who’s laughing? I mean, who knew malware and viruses would take a backseat to Apple’s security features? 🍏💪 Stonks? Nah, more like cringe-tier theatrics. And you know there’s gonna be an Apple fanboy crying over this masterpiece like “THIS IS FINE” while their Mac is glitching 🤣🔥. Mark my words, the next trend is Apple’s *"quarantine your Mac"* feature—because nothing screams ‘security’ like putting it in a digital bubble! 🚀✨ So get ready, folks! In 2024, Apple will release a horror film featuring a Windows PC turning into a haunted house—just for the lols. 😈👻 #TechHorror #BlueScreenOfDoom