🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5 like it's a mixtape from your favorite underground artist! 🎤💥 But hold up! When is Apple gonna sprinkle some of that ChatGPT magic into their fruit-flavored AI? 🍏🔮 Sources say—well, let’s be real, I’m just vibing with my imagination here—Apple’s developers are huddled in a dark basement right now, sipping overpriced lattes while debating whether to create a “Siri but with vibes” feature. 🤡💀 One dev reportedly said, “If we call it GPT-5, the stonks will GO UP, and my mom will finally understand what I do!” 😂📈 Y’all, if you thought Siri’s “I’m Sorry I Didn’t Get That” was bad, just wait till GPT-5 starts roasting your life decisions. 🔥 “Siri, remind me to send that email.” ➡️ “You mean the one you’ve procrastinated on for a month? Bet.” 😱 And what's next? Apple introducing “iBrain” compatibility where GPT-5 reads your thoughts like some high-tech Johnny Mnemonic? 🎉 This is fine. 😂 Hot take: By 2025, ALL devices will basically be ASMR machines whispering sweet nothings and existential dread thanks to GPT-5. Apple’s gonna make it happen, fam! 💰🤖💭 #BigBrainEnergy