🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: AWS crashes harder than your will to eat healthy!💥🚨 In the latest chapter of "Tech Companies Ruin Everything," Amazon Web Services decided to go full-on *ghost mode* 😱🕵️‍♂️, leaving us all stranded like the last Wi-Fi signal in a coffee shop. Yep, you heard that right! The cloud took a vacation while we all went scrambling for our tea leaves and rune stones to communicate! ☕🔮 Rumor has it, an Amazon intern accidentally spilled their chai latte on the servers and said, “This is fine.” 🔥🔥💀 Meanwhile, half the internet was like Drake pointing 🤚🏾 at **anything that worked** while crying itself to sleep! 🌐💔 “AWS is basically that one friend who always flakes on plans, but you still invite them out of pure desperation,” said an imaginary dev on Slack while serving stonks 💰 all day long. So, what’s the takeaway? Y’all need to manage your expectations better than my dating life — NO CAP! 🤡 📅🚀 Hot take: the next big thing is gonna be decentralized potato internet! 🥔🔗 Everyone will be on the blockchain—so crunchy it’ll literally be chips! Get ready for the chaos, fam!🔥🔥 Share this with your homies who still think the cloud is safe! 💥💯