🚨🔔 Amazon Just Hit Us With the Ultimate Betrayal, Fam! 🔔🚨 So here’s the tea ☕: Amazon has decided to kick the shared Prime shipping program to the curb like it’s an expired package 🚚💨. Starting October 1st, if you’re mooching off your uncle’s Prime account despite being 25 and living in a different zip code, #RIP to your free rides! 💸😱 Instead, welcome Amazon Family, a cute little program that allows up to two adults (that’s you and your *real* adulting partner) and four kiddos to enjoy the joys of shipping. Spoiler alert: it’s basically Prime, but they really want to make sure you don’t have *too much* fun with your freeloading friends 🐥✌️. One dev was heard saying, “So you can’t share Prime with your homies? That’s cringe, bro. Are they trying to turn Prime into a family-only cult or something?” 😵‍💫💀 Drake is pointing at all of you who shared accounts — it’s about to be a no-go 🥴⬅️! But hold up, I’ve got a hot take 🔥: Listen up! Next, they’re gonna drop *Amazon Neighbors* where we gotta pay to borrow milk. Get ready to barter like it’s the Stone Age, folks! 💰🤡 #CopeSeethe #Stonks #ThisIsFine 🚀