🚨📢 SPOILERS: Amazon Prime Day ECHO deals are like that kid in school who ALWAYS forgot their homework—LAME AF! 🤡💀 But WAIT— before you throw your Echo in the recycle bin, let’s dive into the hidden treasures! 💰✨ So, Amazon just dropped their deals like a hot mixtape, but instead of fire 🔥, we got a lukewarm playlist of “meh” vibes. 🥴 You got your Echo Dot for 30% off... congrats, now you can ask "What’s the weather?" in 8 different languages! 🌦️🤖 🔍 *Leaked Developer Quote* 🔍: “Sure, we could discount the newer models, but... have you seen our stonks? 💹💎 We prefer to watch our stock prices go UP LIKE MY BLOOD PRESSURE on Prime Day.” Drake is vibing to the “No thank you” track while Timmy in the corner is doing the “without Echo, I can still function” dance. Like bro, the VIBES are gone! But fr fr, if you snag that Echo Show for half-off, you might just become the star of your next Zoom call. Who wouldn’t wanna see your face in *glorious HD*? 😍📺 🚀 So, here’s the hot take: In 5 years, EVERYONE will have an AI-powered toaster that judges your breakfast choices based on your Prime Day purchases. Can’t wait to hear my toast yell, “This is fine!” 🔥🍞 Go forth and meme-ify your shopping list! 🛒👑 #PrimeDayChaos #EchoRoast