When Alexa starts serving ads like it's the Super Bowl 💀📺—who’s funding this cringe, Bezos?! 🤖🔥
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Amazon is about to turn your very own Alexa into a glorified billboard! 🤑💥 That's right, folks! Get ready for THOUSANDS of ads blasting through your living room, courtesy of old Andy "Cash-Me-Outside" Jassy! 💸💀 #AdOverload Imagine it—you're vibing to some smooth lo-fi beats, and BOOM💥! “Hey, Alexa, play some chill music.” “Sure thing! Just finish this sponsored ad for microwave dinners first!” 🍽️🤖 *cue eye rolls* In a recent earnings call, Jassy said there's "significant financial opportunity." Translated: “We need to pay off our space divorce with Jeff Bezos' next rocket!” 🚀💔 Meanwhile, Alexa's over here pulling a classic "This is fine" meme as she screams her product placements like a desperate influencer on TikTok. *Drake points*: “We don’t want that! 👀” 🤡Donald, a fictional dev at Amazon, supposedly said: “We can’t wait to make every user feel like they’re living in a tech dystopia. Stonks!” 📈🔥 So, in true chaotic fashion, brace yourselves for the adpocalypse because next thing we know, Alexa will be serving us sponsored pancakes as we wake up! 🥞😱 Hot take: In 2025, Alexa will be throwing shade over your life choices & offering discounts on therapy sessions for your bad spending habits. #JustSayin 🤪🤯