🚨👾 BREAKING NEWS: AI IS A CUTE LITTLE PET THAT BITES – GOOGLE SAYS SO! 🐶💔 So, Google just dropped some MAJOR tea ☕ on how AI is your new best friend if you’re a coding G.O.A.T. 💪, but if you're a wannabe dev living in a cringe reality, it’s more like the chaotic devil on your shoulder 👿🌪️! According to the holy DORA report of 2025 (seriously who even names these reports?! 🤦‍♂️), AI can be like a neon strobe light at a dull party – it’s gonna make you look super lit if you know what you’re doing, BUT if you're a weak link, say hello to chaos 🌀! 💡 “We basically just threw AI into our weak teams and watched them seethe,” said an *imaginary Google developer* after sipping his 17th overpriced oat milk latte. 🤑✨ So, what’s the verdict? Strong teams: productivity stonks 📈🔥. Weak teams: "this is fine” meme level 🐶🔥. In conclusion, get your coding foundations right or prepare to be haunted by your own GitHub commits like it’s an episode of Black Mirror 💀👀. And remember: **AI won't get you a job, but it'll definitely keep your TikTok dance skills sharp while you code like a caveman.** 🔥🔥🔥 PREDICTION: In 2026, all weak devs will be replaced by AI-powered coffee machines that code better than they do! ☕🤖🤯