🚨😱 *BREAKING NEWS from the land of overpriced earbuds* 🚨😱 So apparently, Apple’s got a secret stash of *money trees* and they’re planning to unleash the AirPods Pro 3.5 (or whatever fancy name they slap on it) that’s gonna cost your entire collection of vintage Pokémon cards! 💰⚡️ No cap, it’s like… "Stonks go UP!" but for your wallet 🥴💸. 👀 *Rumor has it* these new bad boys might come with IR cameras??? Like OK, Apple, do I need to track my cat's every move while listening to "Viva La Vida"? 🤖🐾 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Yeah, we're charging more because we can. That’s how we keep sending Tim Cook on vacations to Mars." (100% not real, but it should be!) 🌌🚀 But for real, if I can get a quality listen while dodging AirPods Pro owners who are literally 12 feet away from me like "WHAT?!", I’m down! 😂 #Cringe but #Based for the sound quality- *this is fine* (even if my budget’s on fire)! 🔥💀 So here’s the *spicy hot take*: Next year's AirPods will not only cost your left kidney, they'll probably come with a "YOU MUST BE THIS RICH TO RIDE" sign. 👑🎢 Get ready to *seethe* with jealousy when you're still rocking those wired headphones while I’m vibing in IR glory! *Share this chaos if you’re here for the drama!* 🤡💥