🚨🎉 *BREAKING NEWS: Cybercriminals Are Now Officially CLOWNS 🤡* 🎉🚨 Gather 'round, tech fam, because we’ve got a spicy scoop hotter than your mom's chili! 🔥 Did you hear? Those sneaky hackers have leveled up to full-time “genius” status with Clickfix and AI as their new besties. Yep, they’re cooking up ways for YOU to *accidentally* hack yourself! 🤦‍♂️💀 Mimecast dropped their latest threat intelligence report, revealing that these cyber trolls are no longer just spelunking through code – they’re diving deep into the *human element* 🧠💸. You remember that *"this is fine"* meme? Yeah, that’s us right now! 🐶🔥 Imagine this convo: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “Yo, what’s the scoop?” 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: “Fr fr, hackers are using AI to make us trigger our own doom!” 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “Looks like it's time to self-hack?” 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: “Based. But we’re all just the NPCs in their game now.” 😵🎮 So here’s your wake-up call: if you’re NOT being paranoid in 2025, are you even living? 😳💼 This is the Cyberpunk future we signed up for, folks. It's time to put down the snacks and start checking your network like it's a Tinder date! 🤕💔 💥💥 Prediction: One day, these hackers will launch a TikTok dance challenge about hacking YOUR bank account. Get ready for the *"I hacked my bank, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!"* merch 🥴💸. #Stonks? More like #S