💥🎉 Yo fam, gather 'round! This is bigger than your Aunt Karen finding TikTok: AI startups are *STEALING* data like it’s the last slice of pizza at a party! 🍕💀 Forget scraping the internet like scavengers 🦅 or low-key abusing the gig economy. These startups are flexing harder than your gym bro who only lifts boulders—now they’re hoarding proprietary training data like it’s some golden **treasure chest**. 🏴‍☠️💰 Can you say “DATA STONKS”? 📈🚀 Developers are whispering; “Ain’t nobody got time for that free data cringe, fam. We're raising the bar!” Like, bruh, who hurt you? 💔🤖 Meanwhile, the overlords at tech companies are thinking, "This is fine," while they stress-bake algorithmic cookies 😩🍪. But hold up! The *real* tea is that as these startups hoard data, Mr. Munchy McMonopolist is gonna be buying up your cookies for $10 a pop! 🤬💰 Leaked developer quote: "We just wanted to train our models, but now we’re basically the Cookie Monster of the internet! 🍪😱" So, what's next? I predict a future where we’ll have to barter for data with *actual* cookies. 🍪🔥 No cap. Your data is now worth more than Elon Musk’s brain cells—y’all better pay up, or they’ll just keep *squishing* you with their mega-bots. 🤖💥 Get ready for this wild ride, folks. It's gonna be lit… till the next cat meme comes along! 😹💫