🚨 Big Brain Update 🚨: Weka’s out here like, “We can't all just be chilling in DRAM land while AI is trying to make moves like it’s in the NBA Finals!” 🏀💀 So, let’s break it down, fam. It turns out AI models are getting bigger and thirstier than your uncle at an all-you-can-eat buffet 🍔😱. Meanwhile, our old buddy DRAM is gasping for air like it's been running a marathon after seeing an actual AI robot 🤖💨. The memory bottleneck is real, folks! It’s like trying to fill a swimming pool with a garden hose! 🧂💦 👀 “Look, nobody asked for grandma's 2009 computer speed,” said one stressed-out developer from Weka who definitely exists, and you can’t prove me wrong. “We’re not here for ‘slow and steady’ when AI’s about to run us into the ground!” 🤣🔥 And if you think this is just the usual tech drama, remember: we’re one bad patch update away from AI throwing a tantrum and turning your living room into a battle zone! 😱💣 So, gear up folks, because if Weka cracks this memory bottleneck, it’s game over, stonks to the MOON 🚀, but if not? We’re all just a meme away from a massive seethe-fest! 💥 Prediction: In 2024, AI will start demanding a memory limit of “at least two Terabytes” and we’ll all collectively agree it’s a completely normal request. Based. 🔮📈