🚨💥BREAKING: Agentic AI Unleashed... or should we say Activated Chaos Unleashed? 💥🚨 Get ready for a tech flop like never before! 🤡💀 So apparently, they’re throwing a fancy event on Nov. 12 called the “Agentic AI Unleashed” (yawn) where they're gonna talk about AgentOps. Sounds like something you call the IT helpdesk for, am I right?? 🤦‍♂️💻 But hold on, it gets juicier... According to some MIT study (you know, the nerds with the lab coats), *drumroll* 95% of AI projects crash and burn like a bad meme! 💔💣 But don’t sweat it! They say that Agentic AI is the “next big thing”—you know, like avocado toast or NFTs! 📈💰 Based on the ceiling of our stonks, I'm sure they’ll just be handing out empty promises and cringe-worthy PowerPoints instead of actual solutions! 🤹‍♂️ *Leaked quote from a developer: “Honestly, I just showed up for the free snacks.”* 🍕💀 So, if you’re looking to bounce between AI hype and also wondering how you’ll keep your job when robots take over, then YOU MUST ATTEND! 🚀✨ 🔥🔥 Prediction: By the end of this event, AI will either become sentient or go back to being about as useful as a smartphone without Wi-Fi. 🤖💥 Your move, tech world! 💥💥