🚨🎤 Breaking News: AI and DJs Join Forces to Create the Ultimate Earworm Playlist 🎶🤖💥 You ever wonder why you can’t escape “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls? Well, now we know! Apparently, a gaggle of AI chatbots and human DJs decided to spill the tea ☕ on which tunes are permanently lodged in our skulls like that last spoonful of cereal stuck at the bottom of the bowl. 🥣💀 They’re over here like “Can’t Touch This” and “The Macarena” should be our national anthems—power moves fr fr! 💃🇺🇸 Drake is pointing at “The Macarena” like, “Why didn’t I drop this banger first?” while DJ Khaled's out here screaming “ANOTHER ONE!” as he adds “Cotton Eye Joe” to the list. 😂🔥 🔮 Leaked developer quote: “We don't know what we’re doing, but the stonks are through the roof! 😵‍💫 If it’s catchy, it’s a hit! Can you say ‘this is fine’ while doing the cha-cha?” So get ready, because I predict the next big thing is going to be AI-generated remixes of the Macarena featuring a cameo from *insert random celebrity here* as a hologram! 🚀💵 We’re all gonna ride this cringe wave straight into the future, and everyone else can cope and seethe. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya, fam! 🤡💣🤪 Share this or you’re definitely not getting the TikTok algorithm’s blessing! 🦸‍♂️💫