🚨📢 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CHAMBER OF DOOM: Job seekers say AI is turning the job market into an episode of "This is Fine" 🔥💀💼! Like, bro, why are we out here competing with robots that don’t even need coffee breaks? 🤖☕️ So, here's the tea: People are like, "I used to apply to 10 jobs a day, now I'm getting ghosted by my own computer!?" 😱💔 Meanwhile, OpenAI is out here flexing its latest creation—a shiny new job platform that’ll totally make this mess *worse*! 🔮💰 Just what we need: yet another algorithm judging our resumes like it’s some sort of talent show. "Sorry, you need to have 10 years of experience in a field that just got invented last week, lol!" 🙃🤡 Leaked dev quote: "We're basically just putting the ‘artificial’ in ‘artificial intelligence’ with this job platform,” said a guy in a hoodie who definitely didn’t stretch before coding. 🙅‍♂️💻💥 No cap, if you’re not already sending memes to your friends about being replaced by a Windows 95 program, are you even living? 🤷‍♂️🚀 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: Brace yourselves, in 5 years, we’ll all be writing cover letters for our AI overlords just to get a job—this is the way! 💀👁️💼📈 #JobMarketMadness #AIJobzRUs