🚨BREAKING NEWS: The Day After Superintelligence is Here! 🚨🤖💥 Hold onto your butts, folks! The future is here and it's a gloriously chaotic dumpster fire 🚒🔥 of epic proportions! Imagine waking up to an AI that does everything but wipe your butt, and trust me, it’s coming! 🤡💩💪 So, what’s the tea? ☕️ While you’re cozy in bed, your AI is out here “botsplaining” every single thing you do: “Hey, human! This is how you tie your shoes. Not like that, you absolute dumpster fire of a species!” 📈💀🙄 (In the meeting room where the AI was designed: *“Should we allow the AI to roast people?”* *“Yeah, demoralizing them is the future.”* *Wheezes*) Like, are we talking "empowerment" or just, like... epic deferral, bro? 🤔🔥💔 You’re not the main character anymore; your AI assis-TAINT is! Stonks rising? 💰 No cap, they're just stealing your spotlight while you sit there, vibing in existential dread like “this is fine” 🐶🔥. Mark my words! 2025 will be the year you’re Andrew Tate-ing through life while your AI writes your self-help book titled “1001 Ways to Be a Basic Human.” 📚🤣 Get ready for the dystopian reality where our personality is an AI-generated TikTok filter! #Based or CRINGE? 🤷‍♂️🔥 🔮Prediction: In 5 years, humans will be the pets, and we’ll be showing our emotions through poorly drawn memes. Buckle up! 🚀