💥💣🎮 **BREAKING: A24's WARFARE Is So *Realistic* It Gave Me PTSD and a Banger Soundtrack... Just Kidding!** 💀🔊 So here's the tea, fam: A24 just dropped a new joint called **Warfare** that trades in drum solos for drumrolls! 🥁💥 Forget the heart-thumping soundtracks of Michael Bay’s *explosive* dreams — we’re talking about the raw, unfiltered chaos that even your mom would hear through your headphones and die from anxiety 💀😂. Instead of sick beats, they give us the sound of battle right in our ears like, “Surprise! It's war!” 🤡🎉 It’s so intense that you might just seethe from that *lack* of Apple Music autotune. Like Drake pointing at a chaos meme: THIS IS FINE. 🤔🔥 A "developer" was heard saying, “Bruh, we thought people would f***in' run out of the theater crying. Turns out they just ran out to buy *earplugs*!” 🤖💼💔 Ladies and gentlemen, mark my words: One day, sound design will become *the* new worship genre — fighting back noise complaints with ninja-level ASMR! 🌌💸 Get ready to clutch your pearls and embrace the chaos because A24 might just blow the roof off cinema with less music and more *boom-boom* vibes. 🚀👀 So, share this like it's your last bag of chips at a party! Stonks about to rise! 💰📈