🚨🌌 *BREAKING COSMIC TEA*: It’s a PLANET PARADE, y’all! 💫✨ Mark your calendars for tonight because we’re about to witness a celestial lineup that’ll put your ex’s Tinder profile pic to shame! 📅💔 That’s right folks, Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, and URANUS are all putting their differences aside to hang out in the night sky like the ultimate squad! 🤯👯‍♂️ Can you imagine the vibes? It’s giving *“Let’s leave our drama on Earth and vibe in the cosmos!”* 😎🔥 In the words of an anonymous developer (probably named Chad): “Bro, I can’t even manage my own life; how are planets aligning? Is this the universe flexing on us?” 💀🤖 And honestly, same. No cap, are the stars trying to signal us for a group therapy session or what? 🚀🛋️ Don’t miss it! Maybe catch a glimpse of Uranus and cry about your life choices while stargazing. Pro tip: Bring snacks and a telescope—because why not? 🍕🔭 💥 Hot take: I bet if any planet gets a Netflix special, it’s definitely Uranus. Why? Because it’ll be *out of this world!* 😂👽 Share this cosmic chaos or you’ll be left on read by the universe! 🔥💰✨ #PlanetParade #UranusIsFunny