🚨💥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! The WhatsApp police are OUT IN FULL FORCE!!! 🚨💥 Ya boy Meta just turned into that one friend who always asks, “Have you seen my text?!” 😩💬 Instead of letting us fire off messages like a chaotically caffeinated child, they're slapping us with a MONTHLY CAP on messages to those poor souls who haven’t replied. This is fine. 🧑‍💻🔥 👀 Rumor has it that Mark Zuckerberg (aka the human printer) was overheard saying, “We need to stop flooding the chat with 'Hey, you there?' 👀💔 or else we'll sink faster than my social life.” And there’s nothing like a little “IM YOUR STONKS” chart crumbling down as we realize we can’t spam our crush with “u up?” at 3 AM anymore.📉💔 This is a CRIME against my late-night existential dread! Get ready for those awkward silences to be way more awkward; “No cap, I’m fully embracing my cringe-sending era.” 🤡💀 But I’ll put my money on it: by 2025, we’ll have a new feature where you can pay $19.99 to DM whoever you want without limits; Metapreneurs unite! 🚀💰 🚨🔥 CALLING it now: In a year, we’ll be flooding the app with “REPLY or UNMATCH” notifications. Chaos is inevitable; get your popcorn ready! 🍿🍿🍿