🚨📱BREAKING NEWS📱🚨 WhatsApp is out here trying to steal clout from Instagram like it's that kid in school who copies your homework but still gets a C. 🤡✨ 🎉💬 The wild news is that WhatsApp is adding a Close Friends feature to their Status Updates! Because who doesn't want to share their deep, dark secrets with just a select group of people while 1.5 BILLION others watch? 🕵️‍♂️👀 #Stonks 🗣️ Leaked Chat Between WhatsApp Devs: 😬 Dev 1: “Hey, remember when no one used Status Updates? Now they’ll have to pretend they care about our lives too!” 💀 Dev 2: “Cringe, but my mom is gonna be so on this! She’ll think I’m famous! 😂” Honestly tho? This is just WhatsApp's way of saying: “Look, we also have a feature that makes you feel special in a world of infinite scrolling!” 🥴💖 Drake is pointing to this drama like, “Nah, fam. I’m sticking to DMs.” *sips tea* ☕👀 So get ready for your friend’s daily sandwich pics but only in a group of 5—because we all know those are the CLOSEST of friends. 🙃🌶️💀🔥 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In 5 years, we’ll be sending carrier pigeons JUST to have private conversations. Stay tuned for the *new* WhatsApp pidgeon update. 🕊️💰💀